The Top 17 Differences if the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland
17> Medals placed around winners' necks by chirping birds.
16> Goofy buys the farm in bizarre archery "accident."
15> Regulation requiring all rowing event competitors to keep their hands and arms inside the boat at all times results in considerably lower scores.
14> Sprinters legs spin wildly in place before they take off.
13> Hammer Throw replaced with Dwarf Toss.
12> Animatronic John Tesh much livelier than the real one.
11> Donald Duck defects to Busch Gardens.
10> Tinkerbell's "fairy dust" added to list of banned substances.
9> Animatronic Abe Lincoln wins the Decathalon!
8> $4 Cokes only cost $3.75.
7> New Slogan: "The Sweatiest Place On Earth!"
6> Minnie Mouse and Kerri Strug never seen together... hmmmm.
5> Barbells marked '10,000 Pounds' absurdly easy to lift.
4> A petulant Pluto demands chance to race for record 10th dog biscuit.
3> The Little Mermaid takes home a record 49 gold medals in swimming events.
2> "Gymnastic gold or no gymnastic gold, you're too short for the rides!"
...and TopFive.com's Number 1 Difference if the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland...
1> Synchronized swimmers don't just look goofy -- they *ARE* Goofy!
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