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The Top 17 Differences if the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland

17> Medals placed around winners' necks by chirping birds.

16> Goofy buys the farm in bizarre archery "accident."

15> Regulation requiring all rowing event competitors to keep their hands and arms inside the boat at all times results in considerably lower scores.

14> Sprinters legs spin wildly in place before they take off.

13> Hammer Throw replaced with Dwarf Toss.

12> Animatronic John Tesh much livelier than the real one.

11> Donald Duck defects to Busch Gardens.

10> Tinkerbell's "fairy dust" added to list of banned substances.

9> Animatronic Abe Lincoln wins the Decathalon!

8> $4 Cokes only cost $3.75.

7> New Slogan: "The Sweatiest Place On Earth!"

6> Minnie Mouse and Kerri Strug never seen together... hmmmm.

5> Barbells marked '10,000 Pounds' absurdly easy to lift.

4> A petulant Pluto demands chance to race for record 10th dog biscuit.

3> The Little Mermaid takes home a record 49 gold medals in swimming events.

2> "Gymnastic gold or no gymnastic gold, you're too short for the rides!"

...and's Number 1 Difference if the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland...

1> Synchronized swimmers don't just look goofy -- they *ARE* Goofy!

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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