TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T
10. 'Reach in and grab the giblets.' 9. 'Whew...that's one terrific spread!' 8. 'I am in the mood for a little dark meat!' 7. 'Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.' 6. 'Talk about a HUGE breast!' 5. 'And he forces his way into the end zone!' 4. 'She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.' 3. 'It's cool whip time!' 2. 'If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!' 1. 'It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.'
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.