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I am Clinton of Borg.
You will not really be assimilated, exactly...

I am Janet Reno of Borg.
Resisters will be barbecued. Waco is irrelevant.

I am Stephanopolous of Borg.
It's not assimilation, it's diversity...

I am Regan of Borg.
Prepare to be ... uh, I don't recall.

I am GaGa of Borg.
Resistance turns me on.

I am Kojak of Borg.
Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.

I am Ginsu of Borg.
You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!

I am Hamlet, of Borg!
Prepare to be...or not to be...

I am Oprah of Borg.
So, why did you assimilate your husband?

I am Lancelot of Borg.
Resistance is feudal.

I am Haskell of Borg.
You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver.

I am Lennon of Borg.
Imagine there's no assimilation...

I am Baez of Borg.
What if we gave an assimilation and nobody came?

I am Opie of Borg.
Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?

I am Quayle of Borg.
Speling is irelevante.

I am Smorgas of Borg.
You will be marinated.

I am Fonda of Borg.
After assimilation, you will have Buns of Steel.

This Lamp is Made from Starbucks Cups and scrap wood!

I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.

You really should buy one if only for the story!

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