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An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

''Where did you get such a great bike?''asked the first. The second engineer replied ''Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'''

The second engineer nodded approvingly ''Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.''

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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