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1. The guy whose job it is to spray water over the veggies at the grocery store develops an 'attitude.' Why should he be charged as a petty criminal?

2. A writer scorned computers and used an old-fashioned machine on which to compose her less-than-literary compositions, which pandered to low taste but sold very well. What did she name the machine she wrote on?

3. What jazz singer did God use to create the world?

4. What do you call a reptile hired to look into mutual fund and stock market fraud.

5. What large extinct creature was probably named after the infected wounds of Victorian era female sibling authors?

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1. Because of his mist demeanor - (Or 'Because he was misty meaner.' or 'He was Mr. meaner.) (By Gary Hallock)

2. A tripewriter (or A tritewriter) (By SRpunster)

3. Eartha Kitt (By Gary Hallock)

4. An invest-a-gator (By Stan Kegel)

5. Bronte sores (By Gary Hallock)




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