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Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but aren't

10. shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Mind if I join your threesome?
5. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
4. Keep your head down and spread your legs a little more
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up.....I need to wash my balls first.

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