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10 "Nantucket" Limericks (R)
A Limerick at the Speed of Light (G)
A Limerick from Dundee (G)
A Math Limerick (G)
A violin limerick (PG)
Fart Limerick (G)
I once knew a girl named Amnesia... (G)
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam (R)
Lewinski/Kaczynski Limericks (PG)
Limerick: Getting Old (G)
Rocket Limerick (R)
There once was a man from Adare... (R)
There once was a man from kent (PG)
There once was a man named Dave... (R)
There once was an artist named Saint, (G)
There once was an old man named Sydney (G)
There was once a lusty old Hindu (R)


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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!