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Drunks and Bars

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar... (G)
An Irishman's Last Request (G)
An Old Man a Boy and Two Droids Walk Into a Bar (G)
Armless Man (PG)
As good as this bar is! (R)
Ballerina (PG)
Bar Bathroom (R)
Bathroom problems at the bar (R)
Beer and wine don't make you fat (G)
Beer Diet Plan (PG)
Beer Math (G)
Beer Prayer (PG)
Beer Warnings (PG)
Best Drinking Story Ever Told (G)
Birthday gift from a coworker (PG)
Blonde, Brunette, Redhead ordering drinks (G)
Bltaz Beer for Nursing Moms (G)
Bulls eye contest (G)
Chasing the Fire Engine (G)
Cheesburger walks into a bar... (G)


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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!