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Drunks and Bars

10 pints of Guinness in one sitting (G)
20 Ways to say someone is drunk (PG)
5 spot in a bar (G)
A bad egg (PG)
A Classy Bar (G)
A friendly beer (PG)
A Giraffe in a bar (G)
A good smoke (G)
A grasshopper walks into a bar (G)
A guy walks into a bar and sits down (R)
A horse walks into a bar (G)
A journey of drinks (G)
A philosophical horse walks into a bar (G)
A pile of vomit walks into a bar... (PG)
A Pirate Walks Into A Bar (PG)
A priest, a rabbi, and Buddha (G)
Alcohol Warnings (PG)
American Beer (PG)
An alien walks into a bar... (PG)
An infectious disease walks into a bar (G)


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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!