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6 reasons for NOT being a penis (R)
A few riddles on missing limbs (G)
A guy walks into a bar and sits down (R)
A pile of vomit walks into a bar... (PG)
A rather sick view of heaven and hell (R)
Addictive personality (R)
AIDS or Alzheimer's? (R)
And me with my piccolo (updated version) (PG)
Are you working like this? (PG)
Baby care for the first time parent (Sick) (R)
Bad Coffee (sick) (PG)
Bad diner (PG)
Bad diner part 2 (R)
Bar Bathroom (R)
Body of a 30 year old (PG)
Cajones (R)
Canada vs. USA (PG)
Canadian 20 questions (R)
Carpentry errors. . . (PG)
Changing Diapers (R)


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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!