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'Twas the night before go-live (G)
26 more ways to leave your lover (PG)
4 Presidents Off to See the Wizard (G)
A Bah Humbug (G)
A few of Clinton's Favorite things (R)
A guide to U.S. Newspapers (G)
A rather twisted version of Jack and Jill (PG)
A really filthy version of 'Twas the night before Christmas (R)
A Y2K solution for database managers (PG)
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET WINDOWS 95 (G)
Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity (G)
Alcohol Warnings (PG)
Amusing Word Re-definitions (PG)
An old scam (G)
Arrest these merry gentlemen Lyrics (G)
Bachmann Proposes Slashing Half of Alphabet (G)
Barbie Turns 50 (G)
Barbie's Letter to Santa (PG)
Barney and Bill (PG)
Barney Math (G)


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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!