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Little Johnny and Sex Ed (PG)
Little Johnny and Susie's Period (R)
Little Johnny at the Beauty Parlor (R)
Little Johnny's finger (R)
Look out below… (R)
Melon Riddle (G)
Men Pancakes and Women Pancakes (PG)
More riddles from the Schoolyard (PG)
Mouse Adventure (sick) (PG)
Nuts (really X rated) (X)
Rubber Buns and Liquor (PG)
Schoolyard: Hereditary illness (PG)
Silly Alphabet Joke (PG)
Six nasty poems (X)
Sorry, but I didn't write these. (G)
The $100 Wish (G)
The Girl and the Gum (R)
The Kids, The Bike and the Fridge (G)
The Pope and the 7 Dwarves (R)
The rich man in a lame joke (PG)


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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!