Conquent


Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michael.bissell.conquent.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make the world... nutty.




Recent Jokes: The newest old jokes.

Animals: Old McDonald had a joke
Anti-War: Don't let this joke bomb
Battle of the sexes: The 1 million year war
Blondes: Bleached brain cells
Body Functions: Back to basics
Bush: Senior, Dubya, then the Twins!
Cat: Feline funnies
Celebrity/Movie/Entertainment: The glare of the spotlight
Christmas: Ho ho ho
Clinton: Not that we really wanted to know
Computer/Tech: Free the inner geek
Cowboys: Ride 'em
Dogs: Humor doggie style
Driving: Get off the road!
Drunks and Bars: Cocktails for two
Dumb People: We'd spell it out for you, but...
Farmers Daughter: Soooooie
Food & Eating: Milk out the nose
Geography: Where in the world did that come from?
Golf: Like the shorts aren't funny enough
Good Jokes: Not that we've found any
Hanukkah: Shalom chuckle
Holiday: National humor month
Image: Fun with Pictures
In-laws: Married merriment
Intellectual: Smart people jokes (not you)
Jewish: Such a nice Jewish joke for you
Kids: And they say the darndest things, too
Knock Knock: Who's there?
Lawyers: Please don't sue me
Limericks: There was a rhyme from Nantucket
Lists: Top ten this
Medical: Strike your funnybone
Microsoft: The bigger they are...
Middle East: Iraq, Iran, Afgan, whatever...
Military: Drop and read me twenty
Old Folks Jolks: You'd be so lucky to have a joke in here
Parody: It's true on the Internet
Politics: Government in action
Program: 111110101011 (Binary funnies)
Puns: Dumb punishment
Quotes: Who said that?
Redneck's/Hicks: City fellah's think sheep are funny
Religion: You're going to hell anyway
Riddles/One liners: Take this joke, please
Salesmen: He keeps 30% of the punchline
School: We never learn
Schoolyard: Jokes from lower education
Sci-Fi: Boldly go
Sex/Dirty Jokes: We know you'll click here first
Sick: Why do we even list these?
Smart People: Clever humor
Songs and Mpegs: Musical fruit (mpegs and the like)
Sports: De agony of de feet
Stupid Jokes: Too stupid to categorize
Tech Support: Just go back to stone and leather
Thanksgiving: Gobble
This World We Live In: Truth is funnier than fiction
Travel: C'est la vie
Work: Funnier under florescent
Yo Mamma/insults: Yo Momma is so insulting...
By Rating
Rated G -- Isn't it sweet
Rated PG -- Maybe some sax or violins
Rated R -- Hubba, hubba
Rated X -- I know this is the first link you'll click on...


I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!